Grande Pumpkin Spice Latte, 380 Calories per cup! Now you can imagine just how shocked and betrayed I felt. Ok, so I never get whip, but that's all of about 20 calories. So not only have you deceived me but you have been trying to make me fat! And I had been telling everyone just how wonderful you are too! Oh I feel so terribly that I have misled so many of my friends and my readers... Oh my readers when I exulted your virtues yesterday. I hang my head in shame and I apologize.
My friend Lynne told me, just yesterday, that she asks for a half a shot. I can not do that. I'm an all or nothin' kind of a gal. So my friend I think it's best we take a little break. I will still think of you. Fondly. I am sure I will still crave you. You will still remain one of my all time favorites. I hope you are not too upset. I'm pretty upset, if you must know the truth.
So perhaps we should see each other just once a month... Oh, I am sure once a week wouldn't kill me! I'll see you in a few my Lova! Mwah!
(I dedicate this to you Mrs. Chapin!)